4th Grade Anatomy Unit? Yep, Flunked It
At risk of causing information overload …
Chez QC dinner table. Dinner is ending. Only QC and Mrs. QC remain at the table.
QC (grimacing): I been having a lot of gas pains lately.
Mrs. QC: Where?
QC: In my gas chamber.
Cue snare drum and cymbal.
Have I mentioned my other unique internal body part — my safe deposit box? Which, by the way, I am fond of stuffing. Well now you know.